stuff you ask your mom:
- mom where’s my towel
- mom what do we eat for dinner
- mom what time is it
- mom where’s my phone
- mom when do you come back
- mom what day is it
stuff you ask your dad
- dad where is mom
this is what heterophobia would look like if it was real. if you believe that heterophobia is a real thing that exists, please watch this because you will see that it simply doesn’t exist, that it never has and never will.
the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage
apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you
when u try to tell ur parents about a problem but they end up yelling at u
I want a remote that makes people shut the fuck up with the click of a button
this has too many notes to be safe
Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.
